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tonka joey
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Приєднався 10 вер 2021
I read funny and strange (and sometimes more serious) internet things. Usually movie reviews, tumblr posts, or stuff about writing. Join me for a laugh, or maybe to learn something!
(Reminder to not shoot the messenger, please. Just because I read something on my channel doesn't mean I necessarily agree with it.)
(Reminder to not shoot the messenger, please. Just because I read something on my channel doesn't mean I necessarily agree with it.)
Megamind Movie Reviews! (so you can forget the sequel)
Megamind had a sequel? Ummm, I don't think so.
(All reviews shown are from the site Letterboxd.)
Support me on Patreon: patreon.com/TonkaJoey
Twitter: joey_tonka
(All reviews shown are from the site Letterboxd.)
Support me on Patreon: patreon.com/TonkaJoey
Twitter: joey_tonka
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The Worst Movie Taglines
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Some movie taglines are great. Some aren't. This is a small collection of some that might be either the worst or best of all time. Support me on Patreon: patreon.com/TonkaJoey Twitter: joey_tonka
What parts of fanfiction do you think are hardest to write?
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When you're writing a fanfiction (or fiction in general), what parts do you find hardest to write? Action? Dialogue? Feelings? All or none of it? Here are some answers from the folks at Reddit. Let me know your own thoughts! Link to the original thread on r/FanFiction: www.reddit.com/r/FanFiction/comments/q6tyhe/what_parts_of_a_fic_are_the_hardest_to_write_for/ Support me on Patreon: patreon.co...
When Your Writing Is Too Edgy...
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This author's book advertisement on Instagram reached the wrong audience. But the teasing comments about the edgy intro provided some of their own entertainment! Support me on Patreon: patreon.com/TonkaJoey Twitter: joey_tonka #writing #fanfiction
Ship Dynamics from Tumblr (part 7)
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Still more of Tumblr's favorite relationship dynamics! What are your own favorite ship tropes you like to see/write? The next time I make a video like this, I'll use your comments! :) If you like any of these posts, go check out the original posters' tumblr pages for more! P.S. Sorry if there are any series repeats in this video! I'm not known for my good memory and can never tell if things are...
When Fanfic Authors are Jerks...
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Link to the original Reddit thread: www.reddit.com/r/AO3/comments/14okii1/asshole_things_youve_seen_an_author_do/ Support me on Patreon: patreon.com/TonkaJoey Twitter: joey_tonka
Don't Fanfiction and Drive
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Can you read fanfiction while driving? Probably not without crashing, so you shouldn't try. But I tried (in a video game), and here are the horrifying results, while I read some delightfully silly satirical fanfictions! (Subtitles are available!) (Do NOT try this in real life! This was made with the driving simulator BeamNG.Drive) Fanfictions read in this video: Overwatch: archiveofourown.org/w...
Everybody Hates Bibble (Barbie Fairytopia Reviews)
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Is Bibble an evil god? Is the big butterfly hot? Is Fairytopia all a gay metaphor? The only way to find out is through funny and chaotic Barbie: Fairytopia movie reviews from Letterboxd. Support me on Patreon: patreon.com/TonkaJoey Twitter: joey_tonka Main Background Music: ua-cam.com/video/BsOs0jEB2kg/v-deo.html 0:00 Pure vibes 1:02 Bibble! Bibble! Bibble! 4:58 Big Buff Butterfly 6...
Unhealthy Concepts You LOVE to Read and Write
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Note: This video does mention a few sensitive subjects (and no words are censored). Fiction and fanfiction aren't always sunshine and roses. Some people prefer it when it's dark, in fact! Even if we hate bad things happening in real life, some writers and readers love to see it happen in stories. Trauma, toxic relationships, torture... Do you have any unhealthy concepts/tropes you adore? Here a...
The Funniest Miiverse Posts
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Anyone who had a Nintendo 3DS or Wii U as a kid knows the chaos of Miiverse, Nintendo's own social media. And now that online servers for that era have been fully shut down, one of you lovely viewers suggested that I make a video of this Twitter thread with funny Miiverse posts! SO I DID! YAY! 🦘 Link to the original thread: herbal_tylenol/status/1777400212505424050 Join My Discord S...
The 50 States as Fanfiction Tags
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I found 50 AO3 fanfic tags that contain the names of each United States of America. Enjoy. Should I do a part 2 where I assign each state a popular fanfic tag/trope based on vibes/stereotypes? 🤔 Join My Discord Server: discord.gg/ACewpBsY5C Support me on Patreon: patreon.com/TonkaJoey Twitter: joey_tonka #fanfiction #fanfic
Multishippers: Who's Your Favorite Character to Pair?
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Multishipping: when there's more than one love interest you enjoy pairing with the same character in a fandom. And sometimes, there are certain characters who multishippers simply can't stop finding new partners for! Here's a selection of examples from Reddit, from Harry Potter to Sailor Moon, with some explanations of why they're so easy to ship with a variety of others. Are you a multishipper...
The Lovers to Strangers Trope
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You may have heard the "Friends to Lovers" or "Lovers to Enemies" tropes mentioned countless times in the writing and fanfiction communities... But what about "Lovers to Strangers?" Thanks to Instagram user @clockwxrk_ and their commenters, here are some examples of what that might look like! Sit back, relax, and let your ideas start to flow as I read these dramatic and angsty quotes to you... ...
"Flushed Away" Made Everyone a Furry
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Flushed Away is not one of Dreamworks Animations's most popular films about animals, but it might have had the most power when it came to turning people into furries. So, let's read some humorous reviews of the movie from the site Letterboxd to hear about everyone's crushes on the rats Roddy and Rita, as well as comments on plenty of other things! Enjoy! Join My Discord Server: discord.gg/ACewp...
What Issue Does Your Fandom NEVER Address?
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What Issue Does Your Fandom NEVER Address?
Fandom Inaccuracies You Have to Ignore
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Fandom Inaccuracies You Have to Ignore
"Bee Movie" Reviews are Just Memes 🐝
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"Bee Movie" Reviews are Just Memes 🐝
What Does Your Fandom Hate, But You Don't?
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What Does Your Fandom Hate, But You Don't?
The FNAF Film Had Mixed Reviews... (And Funny Ones!)
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The FNAF Film Had Mixed Reviews... (And Funny Ones!)
Ships That Could Have Made Canon BETTER?
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Ships That Could Have Made Canon BETTER?
The Worst Movie Adaptation: The Last Airbender
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The Worst Movie Adaptation: The Last Airbender
Words You'll Never Use in Your Writing
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Words You'll Never Use in Your Writing
The Funniest Official Batman Adaptation
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The Funniest Official Batman Adaptation
One time I dreamt... (dreams from Tumblr, pt. 4)
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One time I dreamt... (dreams from Tumblr, pt. 4)
50 Rare AO3 Tags to Use in Your Next Ship Fic!
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50 Rare AO3 Tags to Use in Your Next Ship Fic!
Did something happen to the Tonya Joey discord server? I just realized it’s disappeared from the servers I’m in. I tried rejoining it with the link I used before but it seems to be expired
3:09 I like how Tonka Joey said the amount of years from *today* instead of when the review was published.
Concept: Dryad Bonsai
So what is it with Metroman and Markiplier?
Romantic chemistry or casual funny jokes are my biggest weakness aaargh. How do I make characters sound natural? Why can’t every conversation be a deep philosophical deep dive into the mentality of the characters and their dynamics and their stakes in the plot?
5:24 Oof. Wish ain't the best example, is it...? It doesn't have smear frames or many bright colours. The whole movie is basically grey, aside from "I'm a star!", which is clearly the worst song ever made for a modern disney movie.
5:32 this review aged poorly
I love how half of these are for legitimately amazing movies and the rest at for the worst kind of trash
I will only accept “mewled” if the characters are cats, nothing else. - sincerely, an avid warrior cats reader. Edit: also, im white, and I would honestly not mind my skin color being referred to as the color of Mozzarella
1:55 KILL ME PLZ WHO DID THIS
Mine doesn’t talk about the movies
one of the biggest elephants in the Disventure Camp fandom is that one of the villains (Yul) is just one massive racist stereotype against north koreans and east asians, i'm being deadass when i say he checks all the boxes for racist caricature both in his design and character. everytime it's brought up people say "it's not that big of a deal". And even when the creator was made aware of this issue he said some shit like "umm actually a korean person said it's fine so we're good" and like no?? you have a bunch of korean fans saying it's not okay?? not to mention they made a mexican character (Rosa María) a teenage mother who steals and the indian one (Riya) obssesed with money. The series has a gigantic problem with racist caricature and only a few people actually care enough to point it out
Hi
not for a fanfiction, but i had to reasearch for my own writing: "the entire history of microwrestling" "what is the most deadly place to be stabbed" "factory bombings" "what effect does a house collapsing on someone have on someone's body"
Reginas warcrimes in once upon a time
i remember when i was in the tf2 fandom actively people would come up with crazy ship names, like red oktoberfest for heavy x medic, boots and bombs for demo x soldier, etc. one of my favorites is ‘speeding bullet’ (sniper x scout), cus not only is it a trait representative of them both but also the theme used in the meet the scout short is called ‘faster than a speeding bullet’ so it becomes this neat little triple definition ship name
TIL Jeff Goldblum isn’t real :(
Personal Favorite: A is known for being flirtatious, flirting with a lot of people. Then they meet the unassuming B who makes them flustered with either more egregious flirting back or even a basic "hi."
the omori fandom needs to acknowledge how much of a cashgrab it is for omocat atp and your turn to die fans needs to realize that. yes, keiji and sara (30 year old and a highschooler), are implied to be inlove... i hate it too
“That they made a godawfull noise, like Godzilla on drugs, whenever you tried to open them.” This isn’t even a fic. This is from a romance novel I’m writing. ITS DESCRIBING A GATE FROM THE EARLY 1900s 🫠
i had a dream that my high school had a class where you could learn to play instruments and i went there with my bass. some guy was better at me in playing my favorite song on the bass. i got so pissed i woke up.
You kinda sound like Andiematronic
Fun fact: In Germany, almost every new Disney/Pixar movie gets a tagline. Featuring: Vaiana - Das Paradies hat einen Haken ("Moana - Paradise has a hook" - having a "hook" means something has a catch, but where's the catch in Moana? Where's paradise? What?) Rapunzel - Neu verföhnt ("Tangled - Newly blow-dried" - a crap pun on "verfilmt"=filmed) Baymax - Riesiges Robowabohu ("Big Hero 6 - Big Robowabohou" - self-explanatory pun) Zoomania - Ganz schön ausgefuchst ("Zootopia - Very foxy") Die Eiskönigin - Ganz schön unverfroren ("Frozen - Very unfrosted" - "unverfroren" means speaking your mind straight-forward, even if it seems rude. Does that relate to the movie? Not really, but look, it's an ice pun!!) Coco - Lebendiger als das Leben! ("More alive than life!" - ???)
Nobody ever points out that fan favorite Scorpia is guilty of inappropriate (at best) behavior directed at an emotionally abused teenage girl, bordering on sexual harassment. The fact it's hilarious probably shouldn't justify it to the characters.
Mine would absolutely be starting out with writing exclusively one-shot fanfics and stories, so when I have to write a long story the plot goes COMPLETELY off the rails and it ends up not making sense. I love writing character development, as well as my pride and joy- *romance* - and I’m completely lost when it comes to implementing those character moments in my story without it losing its meaning.
Thanks, I am in pain now
Not only do I have a competence kink when it comes to characters, I love and adore the ones that are written (or I can write as) the quiet type who's actions are interpreted in a negative light that don't not know for the life of them how to advocate for themselves while they quietly hurt when their feelings are all trampled over because people think they're an asshole while deep down they meant well and would really like a hug now, please and thank you.
0:55 DUCKTALES MENTIONED🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥 (no but seriously, the DuckTales fics I have read were SO GOOD)
Ok wtf is Ratz
Beachcomber from transformers. Not in the romantical sense. But he is just amazing and I feel like Hasbro just doesn’t know what to do with him. Starscream too. I’m currently writing a series of five where he had a Zuko style redemption arc. They’re both just my funky little monkeys
Person: "I'm gonna trick this person/group into thinking im on their side so that i can get what i want, and nobody is going to stop me" Days/Weeks/Months/Years later Person: "Oh fuck im in love" I like this trope
Ayin from project moons hit game lobotomy corporation spotted on the thumbnail
Alot of these are actually pretty good
Today someone left kudos on my work for the first time. I looked at their page and the first work they had made was a danganronpa fic (red flag number one) titled ‘a gamers falls into (nope not writing that) slavery’ like what???…. I wrote an emotional gen fic…
"No one winked"? Well SOMEbody wasn't watching at the end when Agent Flippers said "woods don't go around by themselves" smh
I think it’s hilarious how the writers of warriors have to keep adding new cats from outside the character’s respective clans to avoid incest
When you have to actually write what you've thought of, instead of simply planning everything in your head
Its actually amazing how a fandom can hold more of a grudge on one line from the first chapter of an over 400 chapter series than the protagonist who was told to jump off a building. Like... No? Im not gonna hold it against the middle schooler. Middle schoolers are objectively the worst age of human being, and its alot more fun to actually... Keep up with the character developments? I dunno man, im really tired of purpetually hearing people whine about the same one line from chatoter one over and over. Edit: typo
I dunno, I watched SK8 and it was amazing, but Adam was like… clearly the *villian*, so I feel like he’s supposed to be hateable? I don’t think anyone had an objection to him being over the top and camp so much as him having created a death sport and I think canonically killed people (my memory on that is a bit fuzzy). I know he has issues and trauma which made for interesting backstory and an explanation of his insanity, but I also seem to recall him getting a waaaay better ending than he deserved. I think the disconnect between the OPs reaction and the fandom is down to two things: 1. SK8 is I think more a shonen than shojo show, or at least more likely to attract fans of shonen, and that probably has something to do with the differences in views on camp villains. 2. And also the fact that I feel like audiences today are less tolerant of creepy behavior from male characters generally… which is probably a good thing but also something that doesn’t always translate well from Japan to the US as the US audience are the ones more concerned with that sort of thing than the Japanese. I see it as a positive thing, especially since real male-male assault are so often ignored by people. Incidentally this is why I have trouble with “Sign of Affection”: the whole “oh he grew up abroad, and you know those foreigners: so touchy!” is a premise that *really* banks on you being a Japanese person with only a vague understanding of foreign cultures (specifically I think European ones?) in order to be believable vs a bit uncomfortable. Not to dis the cuteness of communicating through touch… but I personally have trouble unseeing it.
honestly corny comedy movies are allowed to have corny comedy taglines some of these just fit idk
I have a Danganronpa headcanon, and that's the idea that if Ogami was a survivor, she would make a bakery with Asahina. Well... that would be if the outside world wasn't a huge dystopia.
Of course the one for the emoji “movie” was desperately uncreative.
3:56 I've never been a huge Dragon Ball guy and I haven't watched much of it, but I've heard a ton about how Goku's character was changed in the anime to be more "badass" when compared to the manga. For instance, when kills Frieza in the anime he's clearly angry, but when he does so in the manga he looks visibly uncomfortable and seemingly remorseful. This is just what I've heard, though, so maybe I'm wrong. Any Dragonball fans want to add on to anything? Or perhaps correct me on some things?
Sanji being a pervert
i once had a dream where i broke into someone i know's home, which was the storage room of a store. me, him, and my friend ran to a gas station, entered the Minecraft universe, and my enemy appeared out of nowhere, so the person who lived in the store started to sing In The End by Linkin Park to get him to go away, specifically the "i've put my trust in you" part
The glorious absurdity of "Der Lift" renders it immune to your, or any, mockery.
I just had a sudden realisation that Audrey (who is voiced by Taylor Swift) didn’t really sing in the movie 💀
“An epic of epic epicness” EPIC
9:07 "Star Wars was never actually good." *lists things that make it good* I dunno, maybe my definition of "good" is different from this person's. Something can be good and still be badly written. Something was fun and told the story well? It's good. Something could have all the world-building and connecting threads in the world, and still suck azz, all because it's not engaging enough. The original Star Wars trilogy is incredibly popular for multiple reasons. I define that as being good.
Deep Red has a discount Last House tagline fr